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Tour Promises:
BigSausagePizza.com promises every delivery with a big sausage, whether ordered or not, and hot downloadable action, multiple video options.
My Opinion About BigSausagePizza:
If reality films are your thing and you love a whole lot of porn stereotype, then Big Sausage Pizza definitely delivers! In fact, the site delivers a big huge sausage with every order. You'd think the theme would get a little tiring after a while, but frankly the site tries to keep each delivery fresh and a big tasty sausage is exactly what these sluts are looking for, even if they don't know it until the delivery man arrives.
Obviously, the theme is cheesy – or make that extra cheesy! There are 151 episodes at your disposal, though, and the chicks are largely delicious and piping hot. Jennifer, Natasha, Brooke and the rest of them look like pornstars, but I didn't recognize any faces. I liked that all the episodes were listed in thumbnails with brief descriptions on one page, although I think that since the site has a large amount of content, some specific search features would be a good addition.
BigSausagePizza is a bit more expensive than the average site, but no worries because there are another 17 reality sites that come with the membership and they're equally high in quality. There are only two or three updates a month here, but other sites like LimoPatrol, HardcorePartying, BigTitBangers and TeenHitchikers will keep you going.
All of the big sausage episodes have a set of photos. There isn't a slideshow or .zip downloads, but the photos, while not large, are very clear. They don't look too different from the movies, though. Basically, they follow the video action from start to explosive finish. Some are definitely worth saving, although you will have to go through 240 shots to figure out which of the 800x533 images you want to keep.
The movies, despite the pizza delivery cliché, are a lot of fun. Obviously, they aren't believable, but that's the charm. Basically, each scenario is similar. A pizza guy and his cameraman pretend to be making a training video in some films and in other films they deliver the big sausage to repeat customers. In the film I watched, the chick was new to the neighbourhood. She couldn't find her wallet, so invited the dudes into the house. The babe wants to make sure it's the right pizza, so the guy opens the box and she's shocked because it's not the kind of sausage she ordered. Actually, it was pretty humorous. I particularly liked the dumb innocence of the pizza delivery guy in the film with model, Daisy. "You cannot bring this in my house," Daisy tells him as he strokes his big sausage. "Why?" he answers and I couldn't help but laugh. Anyhow, the chick eventually accepts the extra sausage and the pizza box is discarded for some real hardcore heat.
The MPEGs (3800kbps 640x480) are only available as one-minute clips. A full-feature is around 30 minutes and the iPod (1120kbps 320x240) and WMV (1540kbps 640x480) formats are in five-minute parts. Unfortunately, there isn't a complete episode download.
Final Verdict:
All in all, I found the server a bit slow. I looked at another couple of sites while waiting for the sausage downloads, and it didn't take me nearly as long to flip through pages or download videos, so it wasn't my connection. Nevertheless, despite the extra cheese in the films, all the players end up totally satisfied. As long as you don't mind the repetitive scenarios, I think you'll find the actual Big Sausage Pizza sex to be extra spicy.
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Reviewed By:
Lauren
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